Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
Jun 8 – Jul 2, 2017
Music & Lyrics by Gwendolyn Sanford & Brandon Jay
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Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
Recommended for audiences ages 13 and up.
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion is a new musical based on the 1997 film. Please note that because this is a new script, there will be some changes made throughout the show’s run.
Romy and Michele, who graduated from high school in 1987, planned to attend their reunion until they realized that in ten years they have accomplished very little – how can they impress the popular girls? And how will Romy finally attract the man of her dreams – Billy, the captain of the high school football team?
A couple of “damns” are heard and one exclamation of “Jesus!” “Screw” is heard a couple of times, but never in a sexual sense (“Screw these people!”). One character is called a “dickhead” and another a “credit whore” (for stealing someone else’s idea). Heather, who is thoroughly disillusioned with relationships, sings “Love is . . . ,” which uses the word “bullshit” twelve times. A few vulgar expressions are also used (examples: “Piss off!,” “You are a jerk-off!,” “He is such a douchebag,” “You’re shittin’ me,” “asshole”). The head cheerleader, Christie, is described as “a bitch.”
Romy and Michele enter a night club and watch dancing couples making flirtatious and suggestive moves. When Romy and Michele dance together (since no one else asked), Romy observes, “Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.” When Michele jokingly asks if they should try it, she says the idea “creeps me out,” but “if we’re not married by the time we’re thirty, ask me again.” Later the two of them will discuss who lost her virginity first.
In a flashback at Sagebrush High School, the popular girls/cheerleaders dance while singing their inner thoughts: “You can look but you can’t touch / We’re too good for you / Don’t you wish that you were us? / Such a shame you’re you!” The boys voice their own longings: “How I wish I could see them naked!”
In a dream sequence, Michele sees Romy sitting on a (shirtless) Billy’s lap; they are making out.
In an interview at a department store, Michele uses the “jerk off” hand motion to describe how she can convince customers they look good in anything.
Two characters who have fallen in love disappear together into the dressing room of a boutique. We do not see them emerge.
Heather, Romy and Michele’s high school classmate, is seen smoking both in flashbacks set in “Sagebrush High School” and at the reunion ten years later.
Attendees at the reunion are seen drinking beer; a few are seen smoking marijuana. One character is revealed to be “sloppy drunk.”